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Stanley Steamer

stanley steamer

When you pull out during sex and blow your load on her untrimmed pubic hair and tell her she needs to call Stanley steamer to clean her rug.
"Sorry about your rug... better call Stanley steamer to clean that up before it dries!"
by Johnson_jokes September 12, 2019
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Amino steamer

The odor and size of a fresh poop while taking amino acids
Hey Tom, did you hear Adam left an amino steamer on Mihir’s desk before he resigned
by Amino steamer April 26, 2025
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Kinky Steamer

When one is laying on their back and their partner shits on their chest, ejaculates on it, rubs it in, then titty fucks said partner.
Hey babe! I’m feeling adventurous! How about we try something new? Kinky Steamer, per chance?
by WildWilly115 June 11, 2025
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Relentless steamer

The “Relentless’s” were having relentless steamers.
by CPK101 May 14, 2024
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Stanley Steamer

Consist of two or more people. One person lies shirtless on the floor while the person or group of people squat over the person lying on the floor and defecate onto the person's chest area
Sally: Damn Carl , I think that chili has given me the shits.
Carl: Oh snap! See if you can hold it until we get home so you can give me the ol' Stanley Steamer!!!
by WoodyWood36206 October 24, 2020
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Detroit Steamer

When you take a massive dump before a steaming hot shower and you smell up the whole house.
Man it reeks in here! Did you just take a detroit steamer?
by 8lugsnoplugs May 30, 2021
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fuser steamer

The act of needing someone to take a shit on your chest in order to be able to function (i.e. at work). Very similar outcome to the Cleveland or Boston Steamers, but the fuser steam enables those afflicted with it to perform at their given tasks; without it, they feel otherwise incapable of functioning.

Can be likened to an OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder) affliction, resulting in the afflicted being somewhat addicted to the task.
"Dude, I can't get any work done until a get a Fuser Steamer... just doesn't feel right without one"
by Dr. EAD October 1, 2012
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