clayton steamer

taking a shit on your hand and chucking it at someone’s car
carson got clayton steamer’s by janelle last night after the fire
by jake15mcg September 23, 2023
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Swirly Steamer

A fat-ass blowjob given knee deep in an old, country-side gas station toilet.
1) Teddy paid $69 for a swirly steamer in the Shell station around the corner.
2) Emmett let one slip out during his early morning swirly steamer.
by adamfaulk November 29, 2017
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penrose steamer

When you hate your ex and shit on his porch.
Sarah took a Penrose Steamer on Jakes trailer porch because she was drunk.
by Dirty Sheets February 28, 2016
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Catholic Steamer

When you go on a long run, and don't quite make it home in time to use the bathroom, so you take a nice shit in the parking lot of a Catholic Church
I left a Catholic Steamer after a long run. Sorry Father John
by Spicymeatball06 August 12, 2024
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kansas city steamer

a drink made of montucky beer and orleans aperitif.

named such because kansas city is the perfect blend of montana, kentucky, and france.
next round of kansas city steamers is on me!
by just_dug January 13, 2022
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Baccy Steamer

A spin on the classic Cleveland Steamer - this sexual act involves eating a diverse and immense amount of food from a high-end all-you-can-eat buffet, allowing enough time for it properly digest and fester, and then defecating it all on the chest of a prostitute.

(Named after the world-famous Bacchanal Buffet in Las Vegas, where this act was pioneered, circa 2022).
Bro, that Vegas trip was epic; we found a nice hooker that let us do Baccy Steamers for only $100 each.
by Nasty Nate 420 June 21, 2022
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Cleaveland Steamer

Is where one person defecates on another persons chest, then sits down and rocks back and forth, like a steam roller.
"Things were getting hot and heavy in the Japanese fetish parlour, one of the masseuses gave Kow Chung an extra dirty Cleaveland Steamer."
by Dragons_Prayer May 01, 2014
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