Spam Shock

The state of becoming so used to the disgusting flavour and texture of spam, that anything else sends your body into a horrid spiral

Jack: I shouldn't have eaten that casserole, I think it's gone off. It's either that or Spam Shock

by PunchyouAl January 15, 2018

Spam For Spam

Spam For Spam

Spam For Spam?

by sarochanichole February 15, 2018

Spam

ISB GROUP

"Hey they are spamming so much" ya Ik they are talking about fish

by Thomas oberle July 27, 2018

spam/telemarketer defense

Refers to a person's using the well-known prevalence of widespread fake/mass-advertising correspondence as an excuse for his not obeying/acknowledging a 100%-legitimate-but-unwelcome message he has received, such as a hefty bill, restraining order, or other upsetting/disappointing directive that he does not wish to comply with ("Well, it made no sense to me, so I honestly believed it was just a fake message, and simply shrugged it off"). The effectiveness and/or defense-worthiness of said practice --- and your chances of being let off the hook as a result --- can sometimes be further bolstered by "pre-innocentizing" yourself (such as frequently showing up in court for no reason and claiming every time that you'd received an order to appear, and then finally --- after being irritably told for the umpteenth time by the court-clerk that they'd never sent you a summons --- declaring in a frustrated huff, "Fine... well, I guess somebody's been playing sick jokes on me, so from now on I'm just gonna simply IGNORE any and all such notices I receive!") sometime before committing whatever infractions would likely result in said unwelcome orders, so that you can appear justified in your non-compliance with what you supposedly thought was yet another fake order.

I successfully used the spam/telemarketer defense when asked why I hadn't answered a court-summons; I just said, "Oh, that notice was REAL? Oh my --- well, I'd honestly believed it was a fake message... since I've had so many pushy telemarketers and con-men harass me --- sometimes even falsely claiming to be tax-auditors or law-enforcement personnel --- that I'd long ago adopted an 'ignore any and all such notices as fake' policy."

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

Snasm

The sensation before a sneeze but after the realization that you’re going to sneeze.

“I just love the feeling when I Snasm”

by Hugh Jereckten September 14, 2018

spam or sperm

Describes da useless content of most of da junk e-mail messages dat land in yer inbox --- i.e., they're either worthless meaningless crap, or sexually-explicit garbage dat you have no interest in.

It was a total waste of time to even check my e-mail inbox today... everything there was either spam or sperm!

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

Spam Purse

A warm and moist receptacle for a Spam Javelin

Oi darling, do ya think you’re spam purse can handle this ?

by S_perma January 12, 2019