Smiget

A combination of a sumf and a miget or a small miget
Also a short person who acts like a douche-bag

"dude like at that Smiget he must be four inches tall!!!"

by Alastair Richards December 1, 2007

smile

open your mouth widley
and let it shine!!

i need sun glasses for your bright smiles!!!!

by *awsomepossum* June 22, 2008

creeper smile

a smile a creeper uses, which looks very scary

Sally: ewww, look at John and his creeper smile, it scares me!

by mwhahahahahbabe November 30, 2009

size up

When two men are engaged in a heated argument and it is clear no resolution will be made, one male will say "size up", prompting both participants to expose their penises. The one with the larger penis wins the argument by default simply because his penis is larger. No exceptions.

Male 1: "Dude, you're a fucking dumbass, McDonalds is definitely better than Wendy's."

Male 2: "Um, are you fucking kidding me, Wendy's is 10 times better."

Male 1: "Size up"

Male 2: Alright, fine, McDonald's is better.

by VillanovaJC March 30, 2011

porn-sized

Referring to anything of ridiculously large size or proportion. ( i.e. genitial in most adult films )

"That 64oz Big Gulp is huge, but the 96oz is porn-sized"

"Have you seen Buck's hog? It's porn-sized!"

by DeezilRam December 6, 2006

Plus Size Emily

A girl who exchanges sexual favors to get into college or graduate school.

We caught her on her knees blowing the Dean's son. What a Plus Size Emily!!

Not to mention she's also a fatty fatty waffle girl, eww!

by Waffle Inc. July 28, 2009

Smile More

A smile needs no translation and is a universal sign of love and happiness. Smiling makes you feel good. Life is definitely better when you smile more.

I'm a bit down in the dumps at the moment. I've had a bust up with my BFF :(

Oh no, really?! You need to smooth things over because everyone knows friends help you smile more. The sooner you call him the better.

by SmilingBear December 5, 2012