shrek

the hottest thing ever

person 1: watching shrek
michaela jackson: *bursts into room* HEHE shrek is so hot

by djekenrnmemdmsm October 3, 2021

get wrecked in the name of shrek

(search up the words)

get wrecked in the name of shrek

by 1234567890123456780 May 17, 2020

Shrek

A handsome ogre that loves onions and hates talking donkeys. He says “Get out my swamp” and “This is the part where you run”

Shrek is a cute ogre and he should date me not Fiona.

by Shreklover69bigpp April 24, 2022

Shrek

Demi-God Of Time And Space

Shrek Is Our Second In Command God (Sub To WIllne)

by guy who writes about people May 22, 2020

Shrek hour

Shrek is used as a time calculator based on the duration of the first Shrek movie: 1h 35min.

John Cena: When are you coming to the Party?
The Rock:I'm coming in about a Shrek hour. Have to buy the electronical bogaloo for my grandma in hospital she found the ketamine again.
John Cena:Oh ok can you buy one for me too? My dad died of milk overdose and I have to buy my mom a present to console her.

by getNutellad July 4, 2019

Hunky shrek stole my liver

WTF HUNKY SHREK

hey hunky shrek!
Hunky shrek stole my liver
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by rhmpe December 20, 2022

Shrek

The protagonist from The 2001 movie, Shrek. also he has the best abs i n the w o r l d

I love shreks abs.

by jjjjjccccwww March 3, 2022