Plum Shitty

When the situation is just THAT bad that you have to talk like a sports-watching stepdad.

"THE CHIEFS LOST?! Well this is plum shitty."

by Varentix April 9, 2025

Shitty McDickerson

An Irish anal enthusiast.

Old Shitty McDickerson over there sure does have a smelly cock.

by buttdavehead May 1, 2014

A shitty kris

Defecating in another’s trousers while standing up ,then rolling it around while sitting on their buttocks.

Kris gave gavin a shitty kris after gave him a rusty trombone.

by kristosticky December 16, 2024

Wet Shitty

When you spit in someone’s asshole stick your thumb in said asshole and put it in their ear. Similar to a Wet Willy

I bent Dora over a fence spit in her asshole and gave her the juiciest wet shitty she’s ever gotten!!

by Bano333 April 23, 2025

shitty mailbox

A gay man's dick's favorite place in the whole world.

I'm going to dick him in his shitty mailbox if you know what I mean.

by I_dont_know_why_im_here December 9, 2017

shitty-sweet

Used to describe something which is so awesome that when it is gone, those who experienced it feel empty and let down.

"Man, when Christ walked the earth that was shitty-sweet"

by Nick Ashley April 13, 2005

shitty handshake

To deliberately shake hands with someone, upon using the shitter without washing your hands directly after wiping your arsehole. Example: "I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake, stupid bastard didn't even realise that I didn't wash my hands after wiping, as I was happily shaking his hand".

I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake.

by villos69 May 8, 2017