Sexually Dormant

When one does not have sex for 6 months or more.

Dude, I just realized I haven't had sex in like 6 months… I'm sexually dormant.

by 2DEEP4LIFE March 24, 2017

Vehicular Sexuals

Sex in a vehicle of some sort.

Me and Taylor are going to partake in some vehicular sexuals in her car.

by Wes2101 June 28, 2016

Sexual Glaze

When you ejaculate onto an old-fashioned donut.

Russ: "This glazed donut tastes different. I thought I told you pick up some old-fashioned donuts"

Jim: "I did, but then I added some sexual glaze to them"

by jimcool126 September 18, 2012

sexually harambed

The act of being sexually harassed by a big hairy person.

"You just got sexually harambed!"

by Bisexual.llama March 10, 2017

Sexual Atheism

The belief that you will never get laid.

John: Man, I have no girlfriend or any ability to talk to women. I'm 27 and I'm still a virgin.
Dave: That sucks. Have you tried everything?
John: Yeah, I just can't get laid no matter what. I think I'll convert to Sexual Atheism.

by Garrett Starr February 11, 2015

Sexual Reciprocity

A concept pioneered by the Nobel Prize winning Scientist RogueMuffin. In a consenting relationship, there exists an understanding between both parties that a mutual exchange of procreative action is a fundamental requirement of a stable relationship. This understanding was established by Newton's Third Law and The Tribbiani Doctrine.

I believe that the daily mutual masturbation exercises and 69ing is an important to maintaining sexual reciprocity in our relationship!

by Lance Hardwood, The Third June 5, 2018

Bre-sexual

Being attracted to only bri the most wonderful person you will meet who can break the toughest guys into a blush with her pretty smile her amazing voice and how perfect she is for you

Me:I’m Bre-sexual and there’s no regret it’s the best kind of attraction
Friend:*meets bri* I think I’m brisexual too
Me:*kills friend because only one can be brisexual*

by Lokiwild March 28, 2019