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no room to swing a cat

How do you expect all four of us to stay in that room? There's no room to swing a cat in there.
by Dramaturgist August 6, 2018
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donkey cock swing

when your penis is loose and you are cumming, you swing it into the girl's face
by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf October 22, 2019
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swing my lantern

to turn on or have sex with. References to the music video for Coldplay's 'Fix You'.
Chris Martin can swing my lantern any day!
by Duuuuuuuuuuude November 8, 2005
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Swinger Baby

A child who was conceived at an adult swinger party. They have the genetic traces of many of the applicants involved.
PERSON ONE: "jonny looks like an asian, but he has curly hair?"

PERSON TWO: "he's obviously a swinger baby"

PERSON ONE: "okay that makes sense".
by the.other.guy September 22, 2010
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Swinging Jenny

The act of swinging your arms back and forth in a wide arc across your body while walking forward with the intent of striking fear in the hearts and minds of anyone who is foolish enough to get in your way.
1. Guy one: Dude, I thought you were going to fight that jerk today.

Guy two: I was but he pulled out the swinging jenny and I ran.

2. Guy one: Hey what stopped the basketball game?

Guy two: Some idiot did the swinging jenny through the middle of the game.

Guy one: didn't anyone try to stop him?

Guy two: are you kidding, it's the swinging jenny!
by mattyportman December 12, 2010
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Door swings both ways

Defines a bi-sexual person, usually but not exclusively defines a male. Primary sexual preference is irrelevant, the determining factor is that singular fact: if the person is willing to have sex with men and women, their door swings both ways.
Woah, I just found out Eddie's door swings both ways! This is great dirt! This explains all the time he spends over at Oscar's apartment!
by Gojai August 30, 2017
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Strawberry Swing

The puddle of blood resulting from popping a girl's cherry after making love on a hammock.
After we made love, Morgan and I just laid in the new strawberry swing.
by Gingerboy16 September 25, 2011
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