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Soft-Serve

The type of soft person who is most likely responsible for so many “anti-bullying” rules in the Terms & Conditions portion of any Internet service. Usually over-sensitive and doesn’t deserve access to the internet if their feelings get hurt that easily.
Can also be used as a verb to mean that something caters to extremely sensitive people.
“Dude, YouTube is getting rid of dislikes to promote mental health
“I wanna meet the soft-serves who would kill themselves over a programmed number on a screen”
by placebo! September 9, 2021
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Soft serve

A hardcore diss, when a man acts like a little bitch showing you he cannot get his dick up or keep it up for long.
I see that guy constantly slut shaming women, he's really giving soft serve energy.
by dickydanceroutine March 24, 2022
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Chocolate Soft Serve

A guy sits underneath a chicks asshole as she is about to let out a slimy shit like a soft serve dispenser. You pull her arm down as she shits like its dispensing ice cream into your mouth. She then gets a spoon and eats it out of your mouth.
Hey honey want desert?

Yeah I'm thinking Chocolate Soft Serve.

Sweet me too.
by xXSwaglord6969Xx October 28, 2014
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Last-Resort soft serve

If you’re truly desperate for some soft serve ice cream, but you don’t have any, you can bend over your asshole, shit in your mouth, and boom. Soft serve. Note that the ice cream tastes like shit.
Aye, I’m really craving some soft serve ice cream, but I don’t have any handy. Last-resort soft serve time!
by Reed1103 April 25, 2019
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Eyebrows left the sever

The only roast a 9 year old knows
Hey ur eyebrows left the sever out of here
by Ethan griffin August 23, 2019
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My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing

A way to remember the nine, er, eight planets. She once served us nine pizzas, but now she serves nothing at all. What an evil mother!
"Mom! Where are the Nine Pizzas!?"
"Oh, now that we're broke and that Pluto's not a planet, we ought to serve you nothing at all."
"But we need them! Without the pizzas, the solar system is incomplete!"
"But Pluto hasn't been a planet for twelve years! You'll live!"
"Timmy! My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing!"
"Not even Nine Pizzas?"
"Nothing. Nothing at all. Go home. She's no fun."
by thereareonly8planets June 12, 2018
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Revenge is a dish best served boiling hot

Unlike Revenge is a dish best served cold, Revenge is a dish best served boiling hot, is an excuse to get revenge, before said person did said thing you're getting revenge on.
Person 1: *Slaps person two across the face*
Person 2: What the fuck dude what was that for
Person 1: Tomorrow when you hit me, remember; Revenge is a dish best served boiling hot
by Jimmy me boi April 25, 2019
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