on the scale

having two people at once in a relationship: playing someone

‘bruh he on the scale’

‘I know he playing me but it don’t matter’

by definionsbra April 20, 2018

vagitudinal scale

How severe a girl is giving a guy shit. Similar to the Stafford-simpson scale describing the strength of Hurricanes as being 1-5.

Michelle is giving me level three shit on the vagitudinal scale, and I am not going to take it! She can go fuck herself.

by JMSMD September 25, 2006

Boner Scale

The Boner Scale is a scale for measuring the firmness of an erection. It goes from 0-1000, zero being totally flaccid and one thousand being ready to explode.

your moms got some sweet moves, she had me at like a 750 on the boner scale

by tokinwhtguy June 14, 2010

1-10 female attractiveness scale

A word used by idiots and losers to describe a female and put them in the box depending on their physical appearance because their life sucks and they are miserable and they have nothing going on in their lives

Jim:Hey, that chic ranks 7 in the 1-10 female attractiveness scale!

Joe:C'mon dude, get a life!

by sexy human September 10, 2016

1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

1) a cunt who likes to destroy or hurt others to feel better about herself.
10) the coolest chick you can't stop hanging out with.

unfortunately ALL women are somewhere between this scale and virtually NONE are 10s.

1-10 Female attractiveness scale), 12th time I've written this....
Stay the @#$%^& away from that 1.
Have I told you how much fun and how many adventures that 10 and I have been on?
definition 1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

by whenw November 3, 2016

1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

Beauty rating 4 chicks. 10 is the best. Zero is insufficient information),

My quirky girlfriend asked me to define 1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

It's a beauty rating scale. She is a 2 at 10, and 10 at 2. She says the same thing about me!

by yes juanito yes October 3, 2016

scalarious

Scary and Hilarious at the same time

That womans face was scalarious

by Anonymous November 6, 2003