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Salty Pirate 

A girl is giving you head, and right before you cum, you pull your dick out and squirt it in her eye so she is blinded. Then, when she stands up, you kick her as hard as you can in the shin so she hobbles around like she has a peg leg. GROWL!
I pulled the Salty Pirate on LaFawnda last night; I'm single today.
Salty Pirate by BAM -- I'm scene! January 31, 2005

salty shamrock

the taste when you eat out an irish girl that just peed
damn I ate out that irish bitch and she tasted like a salty shamrock
salty shamrock by Veronika December 31, 2007

Salty Pretzel 

When you are able to deny something with beyond reasonable plausibility.
Do you think I would nominate a sex act for a team-name? You can call me one Salty Pretzel on that matter.
Salty Pretzel by A wholesome worker September 16, 2019

salty jig 

A black person, or any person, that does not shower at all.
Bob- Tony damn it take a shower you salty jig!

Tony- Sorry, im a shit bag!
salty jig by robert a glenson November 24, 2007

salty jig 

A black person who doesn't shower.
rob- dude, what smells?

George- Oh, its just that salty jig Jamal.

salty jig by robert a glenson November 25, 2007

salty mayo 

during sexual intercause i had salty mayo in cindy's face
salty mayo by mitch gibbons October 15, 2008