bleed the system

The act of draining a substance while, simultaneously, consuming said substance.

Example 1:

I really had to drop a deuce mid dinner, so instead of letting it get cold, I bled the system; I finished it while on the can.

Example2:

Q: where's Squirty?

P: he went to the bathroom to bleed the system.

Q: bleeding the system?

P: he didn't want to leave his beer unattended so he took it with him to piss.

Q: atta' boy, no sense in sobering up mid piss!

by hurtn squirtn February 3, 2012

gravponics drain system

gravponics drain system explains the workings of a gravponics drain. It is also part of the word gravponic system drain bias

Since gravponics system drain bias is a word, the actual word gravponics drain system is the term to describe what it is.

by doublestandarddems April 19, 2013

dewey decimal system

like penis but different

Check out my Dewey Decimal System... Its HUGE!!!

by shsjfdjhsfiuashfljkshbvkcljhsd February 11, 2014

Wii gaming system

the Wii is the most gayest and most retarded gaming system out there and u cant even play any violent games on it except call of duty butt its really complicated.

retard : 0h the Wii is the 3est!!!!! DeRp

smart person: no its not PS4 and X-box one are a lot bet Wii gaming system sucks!!

by the correct answer January 13, 2015

reboot the system

To kick the shit out of someone in an effort to correct their behavior

Jason was acting like a twat, so I had to reboot the system.

by Guitarplayer4life36 February 4, 2016

Dewey Decibel System

A calibrated scale of sound-pressure-level used to measure the degree of ambient noise inside a library. Named after the infamous Thomas E. Dewey and his thunderously-cacophonous presidential campaign against Harry Truman.

The noise-level that's acceptable for inside a library is no more than 35dB on the Dewey Decibel System .

by QuacksO February 24, 2017

slave of the system

The slave of the system is a simple person. He works from 8 to 15 per day. The slave of the system can drink and smoke a lot, but he remains a slave of the system and will never leave it.

Hello, my name is (the name of any person) and I do not agree that I am a slave of the system. System is a lie, and Im free person.

by REALITY! May 17, 2017