by NoneOfYaBusiness8175 February 24, 2020
We all know why your here.. Remember to clear your history!
Sam and Jade got home from a date. Sam threw Jade on the bed and ripped his clothes off. Jade lifted up her dress. Sam jabbed his penis into Jade. Jade let out a load moan. Jade grabbed a dildo from her bed and shoved it in her ass. Sam kept going and fucking Jade as hard as he could. Sam’s penis was covered in cum. Sam pulled out. Jade started matsurbating. She shoved her middle finger in her vagina and wriggled it around. John grabbed his penis in an up and down motion. Over and over. Jade looked at the door to see one of her kids sitting there masturbating with cum everywhere. Jade started licking the floor for her 9 year old’s cum.
Sam and Jade got home from a date. Sam threw Jade on the bed and ripped his clothes off. Jade lifted up her dress. Sam jabbed his penis into Jade. Jade let out a load moan. Jade grabbed a dildo from her bed and shoved it in her ass. Sam kept going and fucking Jade as hard as he could. Sam’s penis was covered in cum. Sam pulled out. Jade started matsurbating. She shoved her middle finger in her vagina and wriggled it around. John grabbed his penis in an up and down motion. Over and over. Jade looked at the door to see one of her kids sitting there masturbating with cum everywhere. Jade started licking the floor for her 9 year old’s cum.
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by Azxaesz February 24, 2020
Person 1: Man, I don't feel like living anymore. My grandpa died yesterday.
Person 2: Cool story bro.
Person 2: Cool story bro.
by Thatbrodude August 03, 2016
A private story on Snapchat that talks about your Current relationship or past relationship that turned out to actually be good and not shitty.
by Bootytalk65 February 23, 2020
Froggy: I just got promoted to general manager at the hottest club downtown.
Jesse: Bro, you're a bus boy - that's a swiss cheese story, it's filled with holes .
Jesse: Bro, you're a bus boy - that's a swiss cheese story, it's filled with holes .
by Catmailer January 21, 2018
The Curse of the Squidgy Gun
A Horror Story
by H uman
Whilst investigating the death of a local nurse, a brave swordsman called Elizabeth Barker uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, squidgy gun circulating throughout Kent. As soon as anyone uses the gun, he or she has exactly 80 days left to live.
The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look translucent. A marked person feels like a solid tortoise to touch.
Elizabeth gets hold of the gun, refusing to believe the superstition. A collage of images flash into her mind: a slimy puppy balancing on a cold nurse, an old newspaper headline about a golfing accident, a hooded aardvark ranting about ankles and a drinking well located in a grand place.
When Elizabeth notices her thighs have tortoise-like properties, she realises that the curse of the squidgy gun is true and calls in her granddaughter, a police officer called Mavis McCallister, to help.
Mavis examines the gun and willingly submits herself to the curse. She finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. She finds the slimy puppy balancing on a cold nurse particularly chilling. She joins the queue for a supernatural death.
Elizabeth and Mavis pursue a quest to uncover the meaning of the visions, starting with a search for the hooded aardvark. Will they be able to stop the curse before their time is up?
A Horror Story
by H uman
Whilst investigating the death of a local nurse, a brave swordsman called Elizabeth Barker uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, squidgy gun circulating throughout Kent. As soon as anyone uses the gun, he or she has exactly 80 days left to live.
The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look translucent. A marked person feels like a solid tortoise to touch.
Elizabeth gets hold of the gun, refusing to believe the superstition. A collage of images flash into her mind: a slimy puppy balancing on a cold nurse, an old newspaper headline about a golfing accident, a hooded aardvark ranting about ankles and a drinking well located in a grand place.
When Elizabeth notices her thighs have tortoise-like properties, she realises that the curse of the squidgy gun is true and calls in her granddaughter, a police officer called Mavis McCallister, to help.
Mavis examines the gun and willingly submits herself to the curse. She finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. She finds the slimy puppy balancing on a cold nurse particularly chilling. She joins the queue for a supernatural death.
Elizabeth and Mavis pursue a quest to uncover the meaning of the visions, starting with a search for the hooded aardvark. Will they be able to stop the curse before their time is up?
by H uman January 07, 2022