Smell this milk

A command given by a friend/roommate/family member that carries more weight than a triple dog dare. When told to "smell this milk," the person commanded is entered into a forced obligation where they must take a whiff of the milk presented by the one holding it. There is no backing out or saying no. This is usually done at a point where the milk's smell will most likely induce vomiting in the smeller.

This can be done as a rude joke or as a valuable test to see if the milk is still good to drink.

Rude Joke form:
P1: "Dude, I just checked my mini-fridge after getting back from vacation and you have GOT to Smell This Milk."

P2:"God damnit, alright. Bring it over here."

Test form:
P1: "I just bought this dank cereal. Come over here and Smell This Milk. Do you think it's still good to drink?"

P2: "Seems fine to me."

by comaduck August 9, 2009

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stinky fat piss smell

The dirty stench you are sometimes subjected to when you walk past a really fat person, its just like a dirty urine smell, like they can't wash under the folds of fat. Makes you have to hold your breath when you walk past.

A: Dude, can you smell that?
B: We just walked past that fat old woman, it was probably her.
A: I guess, it was a stinky piss smell now you mention it.
B: There's a word for that, I think it's stinky fat piss smell?

by WeThree November 6, 2010

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