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the shredder

When you get a glass full with hot sause up your partners ass, break it, and the proceed to anally fuck them.
by Mdjdjdndnsksm February 7, 2019
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shaedin

Usually a slut that always talks crap. She thinks everyone is out to get her and only has a couple friends. Everyone knows she is a hoe except her. She is easy and guys use her for sex. One of the most dumb, slutty, stupid bitches you will meet.
Person 1: hey, you see that girl over there
person 2: yea she is a total shaedin

person 1: should I send nudes to my bf?
person 2: dont be a shaedin
by realdefinitiins June 19, 2014
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have shed, will travel

fairly popular adage over low-counties, england way.

stems from the crazy-popular fad around mid nineties for local heroes to give in to, wordly: Good, ditch all their property (recoup later) except ideally, their shed, but oftentimes some other household equipment, convert it to a motor vehicle and travel from land's end to John O'Groats, all along motorways all the way.

said fad came to a doleful end when one brave endeavorer try to make amphibious craft from a wash basin and cross to Orkneys - unsucessful. someone coulda died. tomfoolery!

so, sort of this term exudes the joys in realising potential whilst going nowhere fast.
a): you headin off to land's end on your arse on that settee?
b): oh, do moot me a point. nah the shuffle function on my i-pod might present a song ordering that represents a fate i'd prefer not to realise.

you, *eyes skyward*: have shed, will travel.
by silencut March 4, 2009
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not the brightest tool in the shed

Them: what's 1+12?
You: 300
Them: WTF dude you stupid or summin?
You: im not the brightest tool in the shed.
Them: u a stupid hoe
by KappaKeepo123 December 28, 2015
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shreddology

1 Thou shalt not worry about what the pros do, but trust yourself and be pleased with yourself - if the boots fit, buy them, not because it is a Shaun White Model. 2 Thou shalt not specify. 3 Thou shalt not steal the gear for your brother! 4 Thou shalt wear Protections (even in the horizontal). 5 Thou shalt not hurt others, maim or kill, just because they are inexperienced or they lack control. 6 You shall hold such in honor, who have more experience or trying to improve. Respect demands respect! 7 Thou shalt thy brother in the park do not take the right of way. 8 Thou shalt not be a poser. 9 You shall not defile your ski resort with garbage (and not others). 10th Thou shalt not ski!

the religion of snowboarders
learn the shreddology before goin' the park!

we live by the shreddology, the written law of snowboarding by snowboarders, for snowboarders
by blipsqueek December 4, 2013
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scred

cats a stupid whore and has no frends, and is suicidal
damn that gal is scred
by catshit February 20, 2005
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Shreddinum

Farting in bed, during the late hours of the night.
I was Shreddinum last night
by Margaret Lind July 13, 2006
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