Shart-Knuckle

When you get fisted and shit comes out onto the hand

I once shart-knuckled a girl and her asshole exploded violently.

by acquainted fetus March 25, 2024

Shart-vac

Similar to the shop vac, but used for vaccuming deershit on your patio....or cleaning up after a shart.

Hey, grab the shart-vac, we got a real mess to clean up!

by MC1986 May 7, 2021

Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"

Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!

by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014

Zachary Shart

A Zachary Shart is very VERY lumpy. He tries to be smooth but can never manage to be smooth like a sumi. Zachary Sharts give sumis food so he is ok. Overall Zachary Shart gets a rating of 6/10.

“My Zachary Shart is so so lumpy”

by soupersmoothgirl March 27, 2022

Shart

The equivalent name on Parler for a "Tweet" on Twitter.

Like and Share this shart to promote my latest tinfoil hat conspiracy theory! This will ignite a shartstorm that will flood Parler!

by MrZeg December 4, 2020

shart

shit + fart = shart

“whenever i hear my dad fart, it sounds like the just sharted himself.”

by camila!! October 28, 2021

Shart Flap

A Shart Flap is a piece of absorbent material, like bamboo cloth, sewn into the back of Commando brand shorts to prevent visibility of any shart aftermath.

Thank God my Commando shorts had a shart flap or people could see my Taco Bell accident that snuck up on me.

by Commando Shorts November 6, 2022