Knowledge sharting

Offering unsolicited knowledge

we're having dinner, trying to work out what to do, and he keeps knowledge sharting about the history of carrots

by Commandopiranha May 22, 2017

riding the shart

when you shart while you're driving but there's no where to park

"i was riding the shart on my way home today"

by throwaway54321 August 17, 2021

Un shart

To un shart a shart

You better un shart that sharted shart that you sharted with your dirty sharter.

by Uπkπowπ January 24, 2022

Krista Sharted

A normal girl sharted

P: Ewww who farted
S: Krista didnt fart, krista sharted

by Cool_Campfire24567 October 1, 2022

Shart queef

A queef so loud and/or violent it causes the queerer to shart.

“My girlfriend shart queefed and stained the bedsheets last night”

by Veganteacherwig November 18, 2022

shart 4 u

the (not so) hit song that won so many grammys and emmies (no it didn’t)

“have you heard that song, shart 4 u by lila chopp?”
“no.”

by bitch not u November 23, 2021

jump shart

When you've accepted the fart you can't hold, and you still shit yourself

I was in the elevator and was trying to hold the fart, upon release I jump sharted

by yodrian July 21, 2016