by RideDucati May 29, 2016
Get the Twilight Saga mug.One who is of great reputation among friends for smoking massive quantities and holding their own, typically viewed as the elder of the smoking group. Typically always has a supply and rarely runs out, when he does he still finds ways to get baked. They tend to be much more productive while high and they can figure out how much they need to get to different levels of stoned. If they want to get fucked up they do, when they want a small buzz they get just that. The dank sage is less of an individual person and more of an idea, you can be very different among people and still be the dank sage, not all are chilled out. At a party they are the friend that is just as fucked up as everyone else yet still remains calm regardless of the situation.
NS: Dude will you be my Dank Sage for tonight?
DS: Hell yeah dude, I'll make sure you don't die tonight, just follow me bro.
DS: Hell yeah dude, I'll make sure you don't die tonight, just follow me bro.
by Pentar the Sage October 10, 2017
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Get the bilbo saggins mug.by Fuckwhoevertookmyname May 7, 2018
Get the Bum saggle mug.Recieving arrousal from the thought of a wise elderly man (sage) dressed up like Santa Claus (festive) who specializes in defecating in other people’s anus’.
Chas: I Festive Saged the absolute FUCK out of Ty last night!!!
Marc: Grrrr....kids these days....what’s a Festive Sage????
Chas: I dropped a big steamy duke right down his dumper tunnel. My runny pinchloaf slid right down his poop shoot with ease. He loved every second of it!
Marc: Wow, that sounds exactly like the New Orleans French Quarter!!!! Let me tell you all about it!
Marc: Grrrr....kids these days....what’s a Festive Sage????
Chas: I dropped a big steamy duke right down his dumper tunnel. My runny pinchloaf slid right down his poop shoot with ease. He loved every second of it!
Marc: Wow, that sounds exactly like the New Orleans French Quarter!!!! Let me tell you all about it!
by DirtySanCHAS69 October 2, 2018
Get the Festive Sage mug.An overweight italian man that owns the successful restaurant "Saggaroli's Italian Cooking". He is famous for his homemade Italian cooking that is totally not laced with rat poison.
"Bro have you seen Griffono Saggaroli anywhere?"
"He's been in his office all day, and I can hear strange sounds behind his door..."
"it sounds like...screaming tomatoes?"
"He's been in his office all day, and I can hear strange sounds behind his door..."
"it sounds like...screaming tomatoes?"
by Stinkiest Birb March 8, 2019
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