Rusty Tuesday

To stick ones penis in another persons ear.

"Did you hear what Drew did Corinne?"
"No, what?!?!?"
That fucker gave 'er a rusty tuesday when that bitch was shitfaced! Cheekey bastard...

by Aaron Costello January 17, 2008

russette

A lazy employee who wastes company time. A employee who spends many hours of the work day staring at the computer screen and gets nothing done. A person that spends less than 8 hours at work per day. Someone at work who calls home more than 8 times a day to chat or check on their spouse.

You are such a Russette! It's time to do a Russette on my timesheet. Today I am doing a Russette by working less than eight hours.

by Rick Rizzo July 26, 2006

Rusty Trombone

when a living organism administers raging anal domination through the tongue, or the closest cousin to the tongue, while simultaniously and strategically administering a jerkdown on a penis of the anal domination recipient. side effects include clearing of the testicles, and a squeaky clean delicious ass.

That is a nice monkey you have there. I hear he plays a mean rusty trombone. how much?

by Hilznack October 4, 2005

Rusty Tumbler

Someone who is sexually inexperienced and awkward in sexual situations.

"Last night i was at the bar and this Rusty Tumbler wouldn't leave me alone!"
"Oh Yeah? Well your girlfriend said your a Rusty Tumbler."

by PeteMerrill May 3, 2009

Russian Doll Farts

A series of farts that are in a repetitive pattern yet get slightly smaller each time.

"Hey I got you something."

*FART...Fart...fart*

"Dude those were Russian Doll Farts."

by MJBarnes February 10, 2010

Russian Snow Blower

The act of splooging on a womans face while subsiquently wiping your johnson down the middle of her forhead; hence the snowblower like resulting mark left on her face.

Russian Snow Blower

by BBrown81 December 7, 2009

rush limbaugh

A trendsetter in broadcasting, pioneering AM radio, the wonderful debate tactic of cutting off someone who disagrees, spinning the facts like they're in a dryer, and putting party-line politics over his own credibility, including contradictions, denial, and news items. Now works for ESPN and has his own "kiddie table" during NFL Countdown.

Rush Limbaugh is relentless, judgmental, and straightforward. Unless you're a Republican.

by N September 27, 2003