rootuckies

The Rootuckies are a group of kids and teenagers who live in Rudolph Ohio. The Rootuckies sole propose is to terrorize the residents of Rudolph by throwing rocks at pedestrians and cars. One of the only known outposts occupied by Rootuckies is a large ceramic pig painted like a minion from Despicable Me. There have been no photographed sightings of a Rootuckie but, they have been sighted by a man known as uncle Chris. More sightings of Rootuckies may appear in the future.

"Did you hear uncle Chris' car was hit by some rocks thrown by the rootuckies"

by CameraManAlex June 21, 2019

root beer giggles

A series of uncontrollable laughter caused after drinking root beer

Brenna: why can’t you stop laughing!?

Emma: I’m sorry, I have the root beer giggles!!

by Scuba hoes July 3, 2019

Root of all evil

Money is the root of all evil

I still believe it's the root of all evil. Misunderstanding 😔

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 23, 2019

Root

Scottish slang for shit

Is it just me, or does the new season armour look root?

by TinyTadpole December 15, 2019

root him out

find out something

scarlet: how do i find adam?
rio: idk root him out

by dumbitchiris January 15, 2020

rootine

A standard and widely-accepted "getting down deep" procedure or practice dat a hair-specialist. landscaper, or nursery-worker follows.

I abhor gardening due to da laborious and boring rootine dat you hafta follow during all stages of growing and harvesting.

by QuacksO February 15, 2020

Root Salad

An orgy consisting of using thousands islands dressing as lube.

Hey Bob, I’m getting the thousand islands dressing for the Root Salad tonight.

by shittyinternet February 21, 2020