Someone who hops from one relationship to another at the emotional expense of their many partners; a shopper is usually a male, afraid of being single, and potentially questioning their sexuality
*a relationshopper likes to figure out what they want as they fly through relationships: they blindside, burn, and discard partners, moving on to the next victim within 4 months max
*a relationshopper likes to figure out what they want as they fly through relationships: they blindside, burn, and discard partners, moving on to the next victim within 4 months max
"Hey- is Javi with Andrea or Nichole these days?"
"Oh you're way behind man, he's been with Rach, broke it off with another girl, and now he's with Anessa."
"Wow... sounds like a professional relationshopper to me"
"Oh you're way behind man, he's been with Rach, broke it off with another girl, and now he's with Anessa."
"Wow... sounds like a professional relationshopper to me"
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Hym " Better relative to what? How about 1000 years from now? I don't know. Depends on whether or not we adopt the ethic that disproves itself. And you are trying to preempt me by getting out in front of any benefit I could derive from this. I'm not going to let you keep this from me you piece of shit."
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Hey, are you and Eric living together? No, he is just a relationship stray.
Don't you feel awkward always staying at her place like a relationship stray? No, she has a beautiful home and food, I can save a lot of money this way.
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There is going to be a lot of public interest in this law suit, we should get some law related communications advice.
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