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Random

The one person who asks what's wrong and explicitly doesn't wanna hear it at the same time, and then thinks you're a drama whore for answering their question.
1: Did you see what Random said to me?
2: You mean that guy who thinks being neutral fixes everything?
1: Yeah, he told me to sort out our shit and that we both need to stop treating him like our therapist
by TotallyWasntMe January 1, 2022
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Random equals funny

Zoomer: Yo, check this funny meme *Shows a random equals funny meme*

Every other generation: I don’t get it.
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Random, una festa a caso

The first and only Random Party in the world.

The coolest party with the coolest fans.
Everyone wants to join the Random Party.
Me: How do you dress for the Random, una festa a caso on Saturday?

Friend: I’ll be wearing something random from my parents’ closet.
by tommasoacaso November 22, 2021
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random answer assault

n. a random bubbling process with little time remaining on multiple choice tests. frequently used on scantron and act tests.
with 5 minutes and 12 questions remaining on the act science, it was definitely time for a random answer assault.
by ke1v3y June 16, 2010
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Randomence

Randomence : The quality of inscrutable pattern and structure of the two or more events happening at the same time by moment or chance
“Through Randomence, the echoes of past choices align with the present in ways both inscrutable and inevitable.”
by CondoneCon February 23, 2025
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RANDOMS

Mary always is seen with Randoms.
by mommybear5 October 5, 2017
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Random f’ing citizen

(Noun) One who attends town meeting and dares to inquire about town politics, rules , regulations, hypocrisy.

A taxpayer with a brain full of intelligence and a soul with integrity who fears nothing.

One who questions the decisions and policies of town employees whose salary is paid by said RFCs.
The selectman were questioned at length' by the random f’ing citizens over the decision to decline a special town meeting.

The random f’ing citizens gathered signatures to have a special town meeting to allow a vote on an audit of the police force.
“Who are these random f’ing citizens and how dare they hold our feet to the fire? Can’t they leave us alone? “ The selectman was overheard asking at last night’s meeting.
by Canton9 January 10, 2024
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