Potato in the closet 

That feeling you get when you so stoned, you a potato in the closet, and that makes sense to you.

Yo my nigga, dat dank doe...I'm a potato in the closet right now.

Potato in the closet by National Zanthom October 9, 2014

potato chip vag

A vagina that when explored via the mouth tastes like salt and tin foil.

"dude that chick Georgia had a potato chip vag"

potato chip vag by poosang November 5, 2014

Potato pearls 

After you shave your ballsack and it's nice a silky smooth.

Ben: just shaved my nuts
Andrew: let's see thoes potato pearls!

Potato pearls by Nerdytits April 25, 2015

Potato ribs 

Ribs that stick out farther than usual and can look like an extra mini pair of boobs.

"What are those lumps below your chest?"

"Oh those are just my potato ribs"

Potato ribs by noodletown October 28, 2015

potato noises

When a player named Potato Alpha in the game Eve Online talks, he only says *Potato Noises*

*Potato Noises*

potato noises by Dora Ambramotte February 26, 2017

Potato Masher

The act of hiding the evidence that you pooped in a sink or bathtub by smashing your stool with your foot or hand until it has become mashed enough to flow smoothly down the drain. Covering up any evidence that you defiled a bathroom.

I live in a one bathroom apartment but my roommate was using it at the time, so I had to think quick without destroying my pants. So I squatted over the kitchen sink and then proceeded to be a potato masher before my roommate was done in the bathroom.

Potato Masher by Tazo Defines March 2, 2017

potato thot 

A thot that looks like a potato but is such a thot they are SUCCessful

She's such a potato thot

potato thot by Gonzo1476 October 27, 2017