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The Slippery Penguin

This is a sexual position which can only be performed in an ice-rink.

The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.
Male:

"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"

Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"
by JohnOfTheDoybervilles October 15, 2014
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Penguin

A small aquatic mammal that can launch nuked out of its feathers
Hey that small penguin looks cute, oh shit he’s nuking half of our continent run for your fucking life reeeeeeeeee.
by SystemOverload February 5, 2019
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Flying Penguins

Dude 1: Dude, did you do the Algebra homework?

Dude 2: FLYING PENGUINS! I forgot!!
by the hand of doom September 21, 2010
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Squishy Penguin

A euphimism for any horrible cancerous tumor.
Sorry about your uncle Bart. Heard the squishy penguin in his colon finally did him in.
by Someone5007008 August 30, 2010
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Penguins

A group of black people who always huddle up like penguins and scream
Them penguins over there was talking about my momma.
by sloppy poppy May 11, 2018
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penguin interaction

sex from the penguin bunghole that will usually never happen and roots from the latin word -hopeless
i have been waiting for some penguin interaction
by yallnowhoiam October 5, 2007
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Chub Penguin

When a man attempts to make his penis erect in a frigid environment but the penis only gets to half mast.
I tried to be the first person to nut on Mt. Everest but instead I had a Chub Penguin
by Boner Forest October 22, 2018
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