sex from the penguin bunghole that will usually never happen and roots from the latin word -hopeless
by yallnowhoiam October 5, 2007

Madsen retreat is close to the beach, cafes, shops, markets, 15 minute drive to Ulverstone, half hr drive to Devonport and 1.5 hr to Launceston for more information
by PenguinAccommodationTasmania October 30, 2018

Ian: I told a black guy that his timbs were fake and he started chasing me
Anthony:Are you sure he didn't follow you here?
Ian: Nah,that penguin tripped after taking 2 strides.
Anthony:Are you sure he didn't follow you here?
Ian: Nah,that penguin tripped after taking 2 strides.
by Thomas Jeforeskin June 3, 2018

A euphimism for any horrible cancerous tumor.
by Someone5007008 August 30, 2010

by sloppy poppy May 11, 2018

Hey that small penguin looks cute, oh shit he’s nuking half of our continent run for your fucking life reeeeeeeeee.
by SystemOverload February 5, 2019

This is a sexual position which can only be performed in an ice-rink.
The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.
The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.
Male:
"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"
Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"
"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"
Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"
by JohnOfTheDoybervilles October 15, 2014
