Paddle Disease

An addiction that hits members of highly active kayak and canoe clubs. Strong social ties combine with adrenaline and endorphins, released of the physical activity, to create an addiction-like state. The paddler will lose interest in other activities such as work, house-cleaning and sometimes even non-paddling friends and family members. Seriously diseased paddlers will often make excuses for even more aggressively dysfunctional members of their circle, especially leaders, rather than risk being cast out or walking away, and losing paddle buddies.

1. Dennis missed the opportunity to be at his mother's bedside when she passed away because of Paddle Disease; the Plateau got an inch and a half of rain and while his mom might be up for two more days, the creeks wouldn't.

2. If it weren't for Paddle Disease, she would have walked away from John long before he slept with those 3 other women on last weekend's canoe camping trip.

by NashDiggity February 8, 2012

Paddie Wack

A girl with an amazing rack and ass within form of it's size.
A beautifully figured body
Nicely formed breasts and ass

She don't chit chat,
Not bout shit shat,
Cute face, runs track,
Nice fuck, half black,
Shawty's got a paddie wack,
And when all was said and done,
She went and sucked my sack.

by The Chang Gang- Dirty Jers September 1, 2012

Paddidle Bombs

Reminiscent of high school days, the Padiddle bomb is based on the car game where guys and gals drive around at night, if a car comes in sight with one headlight or one taillight out, all passengers hit the ceiling and yell "Padiddle!!" Whichever gender hit the ceiling first wins the round and the opposite gender has to remove an article of clothing

The Padiddle bomb consists of a half a glass of bud light, which during our teen years was the most popular and cheapest beer at the time. The pissy and bitter taste of the bud light is complimented by dropping in a shot of soco, known for its sweetness and smooth texture when going down one's throat. The drink has a certain sweet aftertaste that instantly shoots all who drink it back to their younger years of shoulder tapping for cheap beer with their meager earnings from working part time at Dunkin donuts, sneaking from their parents' liquor cabinets and going on joyrides with the pretty girl from algebra in the hopes of seeing her naked.

"Dude let's get fucked up on paddidle bombs!"
"Like that game we played in high school? Hell yeah!"

by Farzoid1 March 4, 2013

puddy cricket

A cricket and/or crickets that live deep down in the puddy of your toilet. Some say if you sit on the toilet a little too long that a puddy cricket will crawl up into your ass. They will nest in your butt hole.

"Hey there son don't sit on the toilet too long because a puddy cricket might crawl on up there and munch on your dinkle berries!"

by Alowishus10 February 19, 2014

Paddie Whack

Another word for vagina, created by a woman from the deep, deep woods of Kentucky

Hey Billy Bob, quit yer bitchin'; my paddie whack has taken enough of a poundin' already!!

by dmandog February 28, 2014

padoyc

Acronym for "Put A Downpayment On Your Coffin". An old country insult that was the worst of the worst.

"U wot m8?!! Padoyc!"

by humanoidhacker November 9, 2015

pandyke

A female pansexual who is more attracted to other females.

Person 1: I thought she was dating a guy
Person 2: Yeah but she's a pandyke.
Person 1: What the hell is a pandyke?
Person 2: She's pansexual and also a lesbian.

by cheesewtfcakes September 4, 2016