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BubbleGum Princess

*As Defined by Shelton Dictionary*

BubbleGum Princess (n.) - defined as a girl, usually in late teens or early twenties who believe that their presence on earth is a grace to all of mankind, and that wherever they may wander, a plush, velvety red carpet (usually sprinkled with glitter and/or petals of extremely exotic and rare, expensive flowers) should be infinitely rolled out to stretch beyond the reach of human eye for their pretty little feet adorned with all sorts of polish on manicured toes.

Heaven forbid a BubbleGum Princess not get her way, for all havoc and hell with be freed upon the realm of earth. A man will shrink inches, sometimes feet, to a small procurement of nothing taller than 2'' in height. It is VERY important to give her the way she desires, or you WILL be sorry.

The BubbleGum Princess species is one which requires continuous and constant attention from, usually a male species, that she hand selects herself and "zones in on". BubbleGum Princesses usually hand-select the members of the male species which dedicate the most attention and focus to them.

BubbleGum Princesses will also request constant communication by any technological means necessary, up to, but not including: Cellular, Landline, Skype, Text, and/or sometimes, email. If you find yourself in the path of beginning a relationship with a member of the BGP species, be sure to free up your agenda first.

The best way to satisfy a BGP is to pay her LOTS of attention (pretty much ALL of it), and ALWAYS listen as she speaks, for she will most likely ask you to repeat it, 9 times out of 10, verbatim.

If you find yourself in contact with a BGP, exercise extreme caution, as these creatures are like opposums, once they are agitated, you've pretty much screwed yourself into getting clawed/bitten to death.
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Noob Princess

The Noob/N00b of Noobs/N00bs. This is because if you haven't noticed, in videogames, the princess is always stupid and makes the main character do all her work! So if there is a person EXCEPTIONALLY stupid or lame the proper term is, Noob Princess.
When a person askes what 2 + 2 is, that person would be a "Noob Princess."
by ChrisRyan January 24, 2009
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Twilight Princess

The newest installment in the ever popular Legend of Zelda series. Slated to come out sometime in April 2006.
"Twilight Princess will be comming out in two weeks. I hope my Gamecube still works"
by Il Joshity September 19, 2005
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Ugly Princess Syndrome

A dillusionally fat or ugly chick that thinks she will find a rich man to take of her for the rest of her life.
Hey man, she has an extreme case of ugly princess syndrome.
by Les August 11, 2004
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But Our Princess is in Another Castle

An appropriately mocking response to single men when they complain about not being able to find their ideal mate. Originated from the game Super Mario Bros. when at the end of every world save the last one Mario would be greeted by a mushroom man who would inform him "Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!" And when he does finally find the Princess she just sends him out to do it all over again with more difficult challenges. Represents the futility of the search for a mate in a humorous way to which the children of the 80's can easily relate.
Single guy: So I spent another Valentine's day alone at the bar, I hate my life sometimes. Where am I suppose to find a sane girlfriend?

His not single friend: But our princess is in another castle.
by Boss79 February 16, 2009
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Mushroom Princess

Its what they call girls who like a sausage in the calzone...
I brought a guy back from the club last night, He made me a mushroom princess.
by MindFuck69 November 11, 2010
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Waffle Princess

A girl who likes her waffle eaten. She lets guys make a waffle call late at night. She doesn't discriminate, everyone can have her waffle. She's even been known to give her 2 cats her waffle. She can only become a waffle Queen after her waffles' have been eaten by many, MANY people (animals included).
Did you see the size of her waffle?

They don't call her the waffle princess for nothing.

I'm hungry and drunko, wtf do i do?

Visit the waffle princess, she'll fill you up.
by Joe Hammer November 28, 2011
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