When you ask your workmate you've secretly had a crush on for months what she's doing next Wednesday but she rejects you because you have a head.
by Jonathan Castro July 16, 2018
Get the Flopmug. Coloquialism for any given object in need of passing (spliff, salt, remote, etc)
HIT ME UP IF YOU WOULD LIKE YOUR BALLS LICKED
HIT ME UP IF YOU WOULD LIKE YOUR BALLS LICKED
by fleshconker December 6, 2022
Get the skrinson doofer flip flopmug. by big man gerald May 2, 2022
Get the floppedmug. If flop is commented on your insta, there is no coming back, this word is responsible for 12 school shootings, it basically means you failed, the harshest words ever typed, it’s a well know fact pirates wrote flop on paper and put it in a bottle, it was a cruel technique to hurt the persons feelings and let down his guard so they could fondle the persons booty
*uploads insta pic with gf*
*comments “flop”*
*uploader dies of blood loss because his blood cells have killed themselves in shame*
*comments “flop”*
*uploader dies of blood loss because his blood cells have killed themselves in shame*
by I'm generic May 30, 2018
Get the Flopmug. by slowpoketurtle June 29, 2017
Get the flopmug. 
