October 28

Fuck your boyfriend or girlfriend Day

Hey baby it’s October 28
It’s my birthday u know what that means

That means we have to fuck

by DaddyZay11 December 31, 2020

October 31

National fat ass day. FUCK HALLOWEEN WE ARE DOING NATIONAL FAT ASS DAY!! On October 31 all the fat/thick people come together and eat all the junk food they can find. NO SKINNY PEOPLE ALLOWED. BYOF BRING YOUR OWN FOOD
BYOB BRING YOUR OWN BED WE HAVING A SLEEP OVER! STN SPREAD THE NEWS. If you really want a skinny person it will cost them 10$! (All thick celebrity’s through the back door)

Friend: Are you excited for Fat ass day on October 31!”

Skinny person: Yea but I have to bring 10 bucks ☹️

by Bella Martell/ Denbrough October 28, 2019

October 26

National Kung fu panda marathon day

All U.S. Citizens are required to watch Kung fu panda 1, 2, and 3 on October 26th.

by Masteroogway’s burner October 26, 2019

October 14

October 14th is National Shut the fuck up day. nobody asked you. you kiss your dad on the mouth. you faggot.

“oh look guys it’s October 14th”
“ok”

by fagdealr October 14, 2021

October 24

Give a girl your hoodie day

It’s October 24th I wonder if John will give me his hoodie

by Hughhju October 23, 2019

10th October

Nation and day, if you send this to a boy he has to send you his abs

Hey Joe it’s the 10th October today, watch out!

by Crnpttr October 9, 2020

October 18

National quit your assclowning day

“She’s such a fucking assclown I wanna eat her alive”
“Don’t worry, tomorrow is October 18, national quit your assclowning day”

by Ipeedonthecat October 17, 2019