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Airplane joke

A joke that goes over someone's head.
"Orange you glad I didn't say banana??"
"... I don't get it."
"Ah well, must be an airplane joke."
by J Diodati December 29, 2017
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god joke

Generally specific things that happen in such an ironic way; only a the fucked up god screwing with you could explain it.

Basically it shows how no human can escape the laws of casualty/ fate. The joke is even more funny when a person tries to resist fate/prophecy, and quite un-ironically ends up MAKING it happen.
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The greatest God Joke that has been told since ancient Greek history. The play of Oedipus (you can still wiki it ya know!)

Prepare to F your moms, Déjà vu, and let your deams be dreams. Because whatever God/s you believe in is laughing at you. That's even including Kim Jon un. XD
I'm willing to bet you lived through a God joke at least once. :P
So I was talking to one my bros about the past election, he was like:
"yo Hillary Clinton man... cheated the democrat primaries, cheated Bernie Sanders, Deleted her Illuminati emails AND lied about them, even got caught but didn't answer to her crimes, oh and that's not all. She even had the feminists + tumblr on her side. Then she did all that just to lose the DONALD fucking TRUMP. LOL! What a goddamn God joke man! its just so fucked up haha!"
by mufasas1lion January 31, 2017
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Dad Joke

Human Being Number One: Wanna hear a dad joke?

Human Being Number Two: OH MY FUCKING GOD YES TELL ME THE JOKE RIGHT NOW
by SMILE4EVR December 15, 2020
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All Jokes

Riyah is just all jokes, she is so funny
by jokes.jokes.com October 17, 2019
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Fusion Joke

by j.k.11 August 4, 2019
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Jammy Joke

A joke which is actually a lie. But is called a jammy joke Because it is less harsh than a lie. It contains jammy because it is so packed full of jammy lie goodness
Person one: i like mudkipz

Person two:Really

Person one: JAMMY JOKES i heart Charizard
by Michaleson November 23, 2010
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Cafeteria Joke

When you cum in a girls mouth and it sprays out of her nose.
Rachel was going down on me when I gave her the good ol "cafeteria joke'.
by The Cafeteria February 28, 2018
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