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country music singularity

The point at which after listening to enough country music, different songs start sounding the same. Sometimes you start singing one song only to notice that you're singing an entirely different song 10 seconds later.
Guy 1: "Hey man nice country music mix! The songs all blended together"
Guy 2: "Wait. Those were separate songs?"
Homeless guy: "It's the country music singularity. Just like the BIBLE says! RWEWER THE END IS NEAR!"
by jedandred February 9, 2015
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Country Club Special

The act of shoving a beer bottle up the ass of a trust-fund baby who tries to steal your comfortable chair next to the outdoor patio fire pit overlooking the 18th green.
Thurston, if you ever take my seat again whilst I'm refilling Lovey's wine glass, I'll give you a Country Club Special.
by Miss MannersPA June 27, 2016
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take someone to the country

To have rough anal sex with another human
did you take someone to the country last night?
by niftyprism January 24, 2017
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Hilltop Country Day

the shit school in sparta new jersey where the only reason u decide 2 go ther is becuz u r stoned and not realizing that u r dealing with the prudest students EVER and the worst and most least experienced teachers u will hav the displeasure 2 meet!!!! The teachers make up rules about no hugging and the headmasters expell you 4 touching someones face and the assistant headmaster suspends u for saying that u r sad becuz they think u r goin 2 hurt urself or some1 else!!!!!! the students hav neva gon out wid ne1 and dont want to!!! they think that it is normal to go thro life not having sex until u r 45!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
every shit headed peice of shit who goes to hilltop BETTER KNOWN AS HILLSHIT 4 their entire life and who has decided 2 go back after 1 yr!!!!!
by The Oblivious June 1, 2004
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English country boy

A boy whos in love with nature. He is usually into hunting, fishing, shooting and farming are the most common. He's normally quite tall and muscular and he stands up for what he believes in. Also he is most definately an animal lover but can sometimes smell a bit to much like them! He is normally quite humble
by English country girl. Nature December 21, 2013
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Detroit Country Day

A college preparatory school located in the Detroit Metropolitan area. The system is corrupt and half of the school tuition goes to the headmaster to pay for his brand new yacht. (see: Twat) What's left of the $20,000+ tuition is spent on useless landscaping and hiring caterers when the state health inspectors drop by to evaluate the low-budget lunch program. The remaining funds are spent buying basketball player from other schools to play on our team. Donations are literally begged for by the headmaster.

They say that they treat you like adults, but in reality, they treat you like you can't take a shit without hurting yourself.

What we are not allowed to do:

Hug (It's innapropriate)
Carry a backpack around (It's not safe)
Toss a saltine cracker at my friend
Take off our vests when we are hot
Wear a coat when they try and cut back on the heating bill
Voice our opinion
Laugh

Generally, DCD sucks camel penis.
Scott: Where do you go to?
Kyle: Detroit Country Day.
Scott: Your life must suck.
by An attending student July 22, 2008
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No Country for Old Men

The greatest and best movie of all time. Of all time.
A metaphor for how generation X and Y have degraded society and culture resulting in a time and a place unfit for old men.
Hey friendo, No Country for Old Men is the greatest and best movie of all time. Call it.
by Chad Jones July 7, 2022
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