Patrick's Left Testicle

Patrick, from the alll-time famous children's cartoon, "SpongeBob SquarePants", left testicle. It is known to be very hairy, soggy, and can give a very good ball slapper. Patrick's left testicle also has a meme page that supposedly very hilarious

"Did you hear about Patrick's Left Testicle on Instagram?"

by My tit is very soggy June 14, 2018

Patrick Roche

A curly headed irish man who has abs of steel and looks like an italian stallion. Patrick loves to play guitar and spend long late nights with his girlfriend, Stephanie Brown.
Patrick is strong like an ox, and as tough as a bull. Every man who flirts with his girlfriend gets their ass handed to them on a silver platter. Patrick is IRON MAN.

"hey did you go see ironman in the movie theatre?" "Nah i saw Patrick Roche instead."

"hey look at that leprauchan! oh wait its just Patrick Roche."

by italianstallion123 November 4, 2011

PXL - Patrick

the biggest KB SIMP of all

Did you hear that PXL - Patrick got over 1k plays on HGA in 4 days?

by not-unbarred September 29, 2020

Patrick

Has beautiful eyes. Easy as that. Maybe hes not all that smart, or strong, or tall, or that great with women (he kinda sucks at it actually) but once you get to know him well you see the side of him that you wouldn't expect in someone like him. He falls in love easily and when he gets roped in its hard for him to get unroped. He respects boundaries and any other rules of a relationship because whenever your happy hes happy. He embraces his nationality (maybe a little too much). But if theres one thing that hes got going for him that hes got 7 people said to him in the past month is that he has beautiful eyes. Also thats kind of a common theme in Urban Dictionary that I've noticed.

Patrick's Friend: "You have really nice eyes"

Patrick: "That makes eight!"

by idontreallyknowimjusttrying March 24, 2022

Patrick

Jew, small cock huge nose. Likes cowgirls

Here comes Patrick look at that nose he could smell buttpussy from a mile away

by DoctorDickRespect December 29, 2021

Patrick

A very handsome and talented guy. Girls fall in love with him fast beacuse of his great personality and looks. He is an introvert but when you became close friends with him you'll realize that he is a crazy one. He tend to send mix signals to the girls who fell in love with him and later on he will reject and worse he'll friendzone them. Patrick is a really nice guy but don't fall for his kindness.

Patrick is my bestfriend.

by b3stie November 23, 2021

Patrick

Patrick is so sweet and caring and very attractive. He can always make a bad day so much better. He's the kind of guy you love spending time with. He's always there for you no matter what. He has the most gorgeous eyes ever. Patrick is really the most amazing guy you will ever meet.

Being with a Patrick is so much fun!

by kikiagirld November 7, 2019