Unlike a typical internet or IRL Troll, this breed of troll has no malicious intent. They exist only to hear themselves talk. Stories and ideas flow out of their mouths like water from a broken dam with little regard for who might be listening. They are only truly harmful to those who allow themselves to be caught in the torrent, unable to break away for fear of being seen as uncaring or insensitive.
Careful when talking to Sarah. She has a tendency to be a bit of a time troll if you get her talking about cheer-leading.
Once Tom caught me by the water-cooler and spent 20 minutes talking about his weekend! I like the guy, but man he sure can be a time troll sometimes.
Once Tom caught me by the water-cooler and spent 20 minutes talking about his weekend! I like the guy, but man he sure can be a time troll sometimes.
by TheRealZappBrannigan July 18, 2018
Get the Time Trollmug. n. the act of seeking stray bits of cocaine on a tile floor - similar to carpet farming
var.: tile troll n. one who is known to get down on all fours seeking stray bits of cocaine on a tile floor.
v. tile troll- to perform the act known as tile trolling, as done by a tile troll
var.: tile troll n. one who is known to get down on all fours seeking stray bits of cocaine on a tile floor.
v. tile troll- to perform the act known as tile trolling, as done by a tile troll
Dat Yusef be sicka den all gets go- he still be pickin thruz dat dam cat litta spilt on dat lin-o-lee-um flo--hopins he gonna sco sumthin- dam foo. Dam ass foo!
by galcoolest March 17, 2005
Get the tile trollingmug. A version of a internet troll where the troll makes a comment on a subject with a message completely irrelevant to the topic or discussion at hand for the purpose of confusing and bewildering readers and participants of the discussion. A milder kind of trolling where readers might take the troll for someone truly lost on the internet.
In a discussion about My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic a lost troll may post the following:
"Yes. It needs to be a lower temp though. The glue gun melts it too fast because it's too hot. The crayon itself keeps running as well due to the higher temp. I'm trying to make some kind of adjustable temperature version. I'm thinking of doing the same as soldering pencil manufacturers do with their products."
Prompting replies in the likeness of "what are you doing here?".
"Yes. It needs to be a lower temp though. The glue gun melts it too fast because it's too hot. The crayon itself keeps running as well due to the higher temp. I'm trying to make some kind of adjustable temperature version. I'm thinking of doing the same as soldering pencil manufacturers do with their products."
Prompting replies in the likeness of "what are you doing here?".
by Achmedsander October 8, 2013
Get the Lost trollmug. Verb. The act of trolling in coordination with one or more other trolls to maximize efficiency and effect. Is often used to create the illusion of mass hatred toward certain parties.
Scott: "Hey me and a buddy are team trolling this chicks blog so that maybe then she'll sleep with me. Wanna help me out?"
Austin: "Alright spam jew and then I'll throw a tits or gtfo at her."
Austin: "Alright spam jew and then I'll throw a tits or gtfo at her."
by FURST!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 5, 2010
Get the Team Trollingmug. A person who seems like a nice, quiet person, but is really a troll when online. They act sweet and innocent in person, but their secret hobby is trolling.
Hey man, did you know Suzy was such a closet troll? Yeah, she seems so nice and quiet at school, but she totally trolls online.
Wow, you're so nice around people, but I've seen some of your comments. You're such a closet troll!
Wow, you're so nice around people, but I've seen some of your comments. You're such a closet troll!
by Daniellescookie November 27, 2011
Get the Closet Trollmug. The type of anger caused by being trolled onlined. Symptoms include passive aggresive behavior, psychosis, paranoia, alcoholism, addiction, homicide, suicide, depression, and sore assholes.
by bout it bout it bout it October 29, 2010
Get the Trolled madmug. Noun: A creature of Welsh origin that can often be found rolling around the gutters of London's fashionable Soho district on Tuesday & Friday nights. Can be identified by its distinct features, so horrific they often cause severe vomitting upon sight. If seen wearing pink underpants caution is advised as it is likely to be so intoxicated it will have been rolling around in gutters and may hiss violently if approached. It has an utter fascination with the Orient and can often be found with a mouth full of Thai or Chinese.
by Troglodytic Supporters United October 26, 2013
Get the Hissing Trollmug.