serious naked

adj. To be particularly good-looking when naked.

Yo, I had no idea her body was that fine. She was serious naked.

by MLJBSTAMCT March 4, 2011

Naked Mole Rat

A being that just by looking at him, strikes fear in men and women alike, simply because of his unrivaled amount of virginity. You do not want to cross paths with this man, because his pathetic willpower to live will spread towards you and your whole bloodline...affecting every aspect of their lives for generations, making them worthless pathetic beings that are just...just virgins for life.

Naked Mole Rat: Hi, you watch JOJO?

Random Gungalar: Uhhh UHHHHH waaa...AAHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE YOU SUCH A VIRGIN....GET IT OFF OF ME, AAAHHHHHHHHH

by anonymous April 6, 2019

Naked Burrito

It's when you take a shit in a woman's ass

Hey man last weekend I naked burrito this chick it was amazing

by STEVE CARUWANA January 24, 2023

naked molerat

name for Ben Ben

hey whats up naked molerat

by Jay_33 November 12, 2016

Naked Odwalla

Naked Odwalla's are decendants of Oompa Loompa's. The Naked Odwalla Tribe is believed to be an extinct race that originated from Odwallaville back in 1602. They are called "Naked" Odwalla's because they have never been spotted with clothes on, and have been known to flash their genitalia at humans as a prank. They are now rumored to still exist and run the Illuminati, Legend tells they will reveal themselves again on 12/21/2012.

The Naked Odwalla Flashed its Junk in my face!

by Mrbuzzmuff September 13, 2011

Butt naked

To ride around without protection (gun)

Tommy was riding around butt naked tonight!

by Yungmula123 August 9, 2024

Naked Pi

Exposing the mysteries, magic, and myths about the number π to an oft-innumerate or semi-mathophobic lay public, who secretly desire to gain an understanding or appreciation of the beauty, ubiquity, and utility of mathematics’ most famous constant.

Prof. Ian recently revised and updated “Naked Pi,” which is presently available for sale only on the dark web, because part of the book’s mature or woke content might not go well with a conservative or puritan audience.

by Fasters May 24, 2022