sandy mustache

to engage in oral sex, usually performed on a woman, without cleaning the sand off of ones face

despite being covered in sand, he gave her the old "sandy mustache"

by asna rosie May 12, 2007

Tough Mustache

Not my problem, do it yourself.

4pm on Friday afternoon, your co-worker tells you that they need you to re-create a file that they deleted. You reply "Tough Mustache, I'm going home"

by SI Crew August 28, 2009

Spicy Mustard Salad

When two gay zombies squirt black cum onto each other after having protected intercourse. This sometimes occurs in large card boxes with unicorns.

Dude, I saw some zombies make some spicy mustard salad in the alley last night. "Creep status."

by bdeckerlaklak24601 October 30, 2011

Cumdog with mustard

me

I am the one and only Cumdog With Mustard

by Cumdog with mustard April 28, 2021

musted

When a girl ejects vaginal lubricant when turned on.

I went to see Magic Mike XXL and totally musted myself

by Weird Matty April 16, 2017

mustseedeidreitis

(noun). A condition in which someone misses Deidre so much and thinks that they need to hang so badly, that the person begins to shutdown, losing the will to eat, sleep, booze, (gasp !).

I miss Deidre so much that I think I"m coming down with a case of mustseedeidreitis.

by Mike F April 6, 2005

MusTurd

The hard leftover mustard always on the top of a mustard squeeze bottle.

Knock the musturd off the bottle please.

by mustard biscuits September 2, 2010