Your mum

It a roast people use but a really old and boring one...

' Your mum is so fat she can't even see the screen when watching a movie, '

by Why_reading_this? March 27, 2019

Ur mum

Obviously the kid who can’t even talk and says ur mum. Basically kids just say ur mum gae so what am I talking about?

Yo joe

Joe: UR MUM GAE

Steve: wow you can’t talk

by The guy with a dumb name November 15, 2019

Mums

When you need to swear down on something you say ‘mums’. Commonly used in London slang.

John: did you pull last night?
Jim: yeh man I did

John: Nah, I don’t believe you

Jim: Mums! I swear I did!

by Rg113 October 10, 2018

MUM

Medium Ugly Millionaire.

A highly attractive male or female. Usually used to describe a man who is not physically pleasing but not ugly. Even though a MUM is physically challenged they can be seen as attractive simply because of their wealth and the way they carry themselves.

Kemba Walker is a MUM but I would still let him hit.

-Marge

by Tels Er August 21, 2020

Your Mum

1.always says 2 minutes when its longer

Your mum: '' ill only be 2 minutes''

by Pie_65 May 16, 2018

your mum

I like big stinky penis and i love to gargle on smegma

guy 1: "hey do you know what time it is?"
guy 2: "ya your mum"
guy 1: ":/"

by DINGLELOID October 18, 2021

MUM

A funny name to call your mom when you are feeling funny.

Kid: Finds 20 bucks in the streets. Goes home.
Mom: Hey Bob!
kid: Hi MUM

by kurma March 13, 2018