by dick soute December 24, 2018
Get the Mud cockroach mug.1a When the uppermost of the two sexual partners engaging in the classic 69 position, defecates on to the other participants face. The true 'mud goggle' effect isn't reached until the stool droops over covering both eyes.
2a when your friend makes a potential mate out to be less attractive than they actually are, because of foul mood -they are said to be wearing "mud goggles"
2a when your friend makes a potential mate out to be less attractive than they actually are, because of foul mood -they are said to be wearing "mud goggles"
a. Steve gave Martha some awful mud goggles last night, he probably wont ever see her again
b. Jessica sure was attractive, but mark said she was a real shovel face poor guys wearing the mud goggles tonight.
b. Jessica sure was attractive, but mark said she was a real shovel face poor guys wearing the mud goggles tonight.
by NonsenseLock December 18, 2012
Get the Mud goggles mug.In short, it's another phrase for the act of spitting hot sludge from ones sphincter and further leaving a crust along the outer edge of ones rim.
More specifically, after eating unusually spicy cuisine, a very hot slush of fecal juice makes its way through the large intestine (toaster) and amalgamates with a solid preheated log to form a mushy substance (mud). This mud is then baked for as long as the sphincter can handle.
At the point in which one can no longer clinch, the mud spits and/or spews from the turd cutter leaving behind a crust along the rim. This is when you know that you've cooked the mud long and hot enough for a toasted crust to form.
This causes anal leakage, or what many people know as mud butt.
More specifically, after eating unusually spicy cuisine, a very hot slush of fecal juice makes its way through the large intestine (toaster) and amalgamates with a solid preheated log to form a mushy substance (mud). This mud is then baked for as long as the sphincter can handle.
At the point in which one can no longer clinch, the mud spits and/or spews from the turd cutter leaving behind a crust along the rim. This is when you know that you've cooked the mud long and hot enough for a toasted crust to form.
This causes anal leakage, or what many people know as mud butt.
Whew, this curry is going right through me. It's definitely going to lead to a mud toaster.
Something's brewing within me, and it feels like it's going to be a mud toaster.
Something's brewing within me, and it feels like it's going to be a mud toaster.
by Mudbuttmonster July 27, 2017
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Get the mud piss mug.When you have steaming but uniform liquid feces come out of your anus. Most of the time Mud Chum passes your system in 2-5 sessions. It’s a relatively messy wipe but a quick session.
“Damn bro I just had to stop the Netflix ‘N’ Chill to hit the porcelain for a little Mud Chum session! I ain’t gonna flush XD!”
by Lordo Corn August 8, 2023
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