Morning excitement

The polite way of saying a man has a morning erection/woodie.

He couldn’t answer the door this morning, he had a bit of morning excitement.

by islington345 February 8, 2022

Morning Mimosas

A talk show featured in the cartoon American Dad!. It stars two female cohosts, Trish and Suze or The Sizzle who with a large audience almost exclusively made of lonely housewives invite people on their show to show off whatever they have but usually end up getting attacked by the hosts and audience because they are super drunk.

Looks like Trish had has TOO MANY MIMOSAS! - The Sizzle Morning Mimosas

by StanSmithTERRORIST February 23, 2022

Morning Won't

When a man wants to have sex in the morning but his partner doesn't.

I woke up with morning wood but she told me to go back to sleep. She had morning won't.

by Ice_Burn April 16, 2022

Morning beautiful

The less than normal beautiful compliment used in the morning. As in, you are “morning beautiful.” It’s a magical term! Sweet, but simultaneously works as an insult. Could be interchanged with, “morning pretty” or “morning handsome.”

You have dried slobber on your cheek and eye boogers, but you’re still morning beautiful.

by MissTearyUs April 23, 2022

morning bean

A daily newsletter based in and focusing on positive South Africa news stories.

Unlike you, I'm not depressed because instead of traditional media, I read Morning Bean.

by Lacracka2000 November 5, 2022

Sunday Morning Syndrome

Painful syndrome in which you wake up suffering physically in some way from the incredible night which preceded it.

Man, he was HUGE. I've got Sunday Morning Syndrome like you wouldn't believe.

by funnyfunny April 25, 2010

Nacho Morning

The morning after a night of heavy drinking that usually induces nocturnal cravings of 7-11's infamous Nachos with EVERYTHING on them or similar sloppy foods that leave traces all over your clothing or properties. A morning containing mysterious food stains not recognized by the hungover party.

Dude, last night I think I over did the drinking because I totally had a Nacho Morning!

by Nick Bravo Space Cowboy April 20, 2011