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Minnesota Night crawler

When Gavyn spreads his ass and you pee into her ass then you fuck it till your dick is green
by Techs February 10, 2026
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Minnesota Lawnmower

The Act of eating an absurd amount of Flowers, causing the consumer to projectile vomit on their sexual partner,(Typically man to woman) At which point they will lick it up, and feed it into the woman's anal cavity, referring to it only as the "compost bin" during the act. They will then finish my vaginally ejaculating (referring to it only as the "catalyst") and letting both the "compost" and "catalyst" drain out into a flower pot in hopes of sprouting a flower.
"Yo man, my wife and I started a flower shop only by doing Minnesota Lawnmowers!"

"Awesome!"
by Heroin2 February 15, 2026
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Minnisota Goat Mountain

When 12-25 men (males) amalgemate into a large pile, forming the shape of a mountain, then proceed to lick eachother's salty, sweat covered bodies, resembling goats licking the side of a mountain.
"Hey John, wanna join in on a Minnisota goat mountain this friday?"

"alright.."
by Resident of Minnisota March 7, 2026
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Minnesotan Limp Fire

When you have no liquids to put out a fire, so you have to cum on it to put it out. Better with friends. Whoever cums on it last has to put it out fully.
Aw man, forgot the water again. Everyone whip out your dicks for a classic Minnesotan limp fire.
by shiteaterfuck5000 March 21, 2026
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Minnesota Mouthtrap

A common practice in Minnesota, wherein a person sticks their lingual organ into a receiving participant's anal sphincter, while the receiver subsequently flexes their sphincter muscles to actively clamp the engaged person's tongue. This results in the engaging participant's mouth to be stuck around the anal orifice.
Peter from St. Paul, really liked Betty's backside and asked her if she'd like to try the Minnesota Mouthtrap.
by Tomtombomb85 February 7, 2025
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Minnesota buckshot

The act of putting a full tin of used snoos packets into your partners anus and having your partner fart them out like a shotgun at a white tail deer
I gave my girlfriend the Minnesota Buckshot last night
by Mountain Man84 February 7, 2025
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Minnesota Hand Warmer

Creating a warm, fresh turd or piece of fecal matter that is then held in your hand to prevent frostbite.
Shoveling snow had my hands so cold, I had to make a Minnesota Hand Warmer.
by Giggling_santa February 10, 2025
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