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Milf

It means man I love to fish
guy 1:Hey dude wanna go fishing because MILF

Guy 2: me too man!
by Salted_crabs January 9, 2022
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Milf

1: Mother I'd like to fuck.

2: Mother in late forties/fifties.
1. Yo, check out that milf. I wish I could tap that.

2. I'm a milf.
by Magic Mechanic January 8, 2022
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Milf

1. Acronym; Mother I'd Like to Fuck. Noun, a title given to one's friend whom has an attractive mother. This title must be designated by the friends, acquaintances, or any other social peer of said mother's offspring(ex.1), and cannot be self designated(ex.2). Factors that may be improve potential recipients chances for receiving this title may include, but are not limited to; proximal age gap, breast implants, make-up, hairstyle, plastic surgery, natural beauty, and hot tubs

2. Acronym; Moro Islamic Liberation Front. Noun, Islamic group that fought for greater self autonomy Muslims in Phillipines. Armed Division was titled BIAF for Bangsamoro Islamic Armed Forces. MILF employs an Islamic faith democratic governance and permanently disarmed in 2014 after achieving their mission objective, with the creation of Bangsamoro Autonomous Region and handover of control in 2019, and is considered inactive.
ex.1) "Dude, Tony's mom just got a boob job, she's a total MILF!"
ex.2) "I have 2 kids, so I'm a certified MILF!!"
by LuckyKekingCharms June 30, 2025
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Milf queefs

Ok,so you see someone at the market, and they look like a big scary milf: she has too much fake tanner on and she has boots leaking towards her brain, she has pubes sticking out of her thong,she has stretch marks and she looks like a monster from 300. Feel free to make a quest sound.
I said ew when I saw milf queefs
by Alex phoenix October 6, 2023
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milf

it's a joke you milf
by Anymonoymonous November 29, 2022
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Milf

Your mom

(Mom i’d like to fuck)
Dudebro : yo their mom’s a milf

Writer: yeah and im their stepdad

Ps. Tell ur mom she looks pretty tonight. I’ll pick her up at 8.
by Dilf&milfhunter May 27, 2022
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