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Mark Weber

emo kid, wears skinny jeans, often loses arguments, has horrible ideas, has constant twitch, sucks as a person, fantasizes about meeting the perfect man, wants to buy hybrid car, hobbies include internet dating, cutting himself to sleep, and thinking about his boyfriend cheese. often reffered to as "Skeeter" which comes from being a skeeet eater
Dam that guys life sucks he must be mark weber.

Dam that guy just drove under that 18-wheeler is that mark weber.

They sold out of skinny jeans at the mall call up mark weber to see if he can sell us some from his stash.
by bdj+cheese=LOVE <3 December 3, 2009
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MARK

MARK stands for Manly Asshole Ready to Be Kissed
I wish I could MARK him!

or Boy oh boy I wish I could MARK him
by Banter Lord 999 February 2, 2016
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Human question mark

As to question whether or not you are all ears to a person of authority, or to question someone's intelligence.

Good phrase for use in the Military to lower ranks.
Sgt: Fall in privates!

Pvt: (wanders around aimlessly)

Sgt: What the hell are you doing private? Fall in...you human question mark.
by Owen Uttley September 6, 2008
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marjukka

heck of a gorgeous looking bootylicious human being, can be slightly stupid, simple and naive but always pure and eager as a puppy.
I met Marjukka the other day and she was just half way through sending her housewarming party invitations on e-mail to all her friends. She had manually typed every e-mail and was really embarrassed once I told her about the possibilities of copy & paste. LOL!
by vickyc-84 April 8, 2011
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Mark Johnson

A slang term for weed invented by Griffin and Brad.

Dude, don't hog the Mark Johnson.
You: Hey dude, did you bring the weed?
Friend: Dude be quite. My mom's over there.
You: Oh sorry. Did you bring the "Mark Johnson"?
by Bradass August 4, 2015
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by Unnecessary Potatoes April 16, 2017
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Marek

The kindest boy you'll ever meet. He's a sweet, thoughtful introvert who could be there for anyone if need be. Marek is a tall, tan track runner and has the ladies chasing after him. Marek often has amazing skill at I.T, and you could just tell that he's going to go far someday also he has a big cock.
Wow look at Marek's dick.
by Damn12345678 March 2, 2019
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