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lee martin 

the definition of the goat he scores on and off the pitch futcruch2.0 is also the goat
lee martin bagged another one last week
lee martin by calumnorton5 September 25, 2020

Fraser Martin 

A man with many things. A huge penis being one of them. He may be visually impaired but he is visually pleasing. Fraser Martin’s are often shy of shaving due to the constant attention they get for their rugged lumberbeard. Fuck me pls Fraser Martin x
Just had the best hug ever from Fraser Martin!
Fraser Martin by Bigcocklongboi November 7, 2020

Naked martin 

Jacob Hambly's dad that he loves dearly
Wo mark did you see naked martin
Naked martin by Dan hambly November 24, 2020

Micheál Martin 

hailing from cork, he is the current taoiseach (prime minister) of the republic of ireland.

he is also the guy who lost an election, still became head of government, can't control his own party and consistently fails on dealing with the covid pandemic, aka, a complete shmuck.
man 1: you see that guy walking straight into the door, despite it being open?
man 2: yeah, he's a right micheál martin.
Micheál Martin by ev.beanie February 20, 2021

toby martin 

really cool slender guy with intellect above all
wow i wish i was like toby martin
toby martin by poggggggy June 23, 2021

English Martin 

A stereotypical Yorkshire man who is intent on hiding his true heritage. Usually a bit of a prick, shit at fifa
Met this guy the other night saying he was Scottish, the guy was a proper English martin
English Martin by #nottony September 9, 2021