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Milf

Milf is Managers i'd love to fuck
"Who's" your Milf"?
"My Milf is DarkKnightRises"
by DarkAmilla May 2, 2018
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MILF Assed

When a woman turns to walk away and the view makes you realize she is a MILF.
When Johnny’s Mom dropped him off, she was wearing yoga pants, and I got MILF assed.
by Wut, wut does that mean? December 22, 2020
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MILF

MILF: Mother I'd Like to Fuck
someone TOO FUCKING attractive for you to call them a MILF
Mostly used for a HOT BABE of a mother that has kids.
"Holy shit duuuude! That over there, is a fucking MILF!"
by ahotperson25372893638 June 21, 2021
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Milf legs

Like old man strength, milf legs are only achievable at a certain age. Milf legs are smoking hot appendages that can be found attached to a milf. Not every woman can achieve this form, as milf legs are a result of a combination of genetics, presentation, and careful use during a woman’s younger years. They are usually shaven, properly moisturized, and have this aged glow that gives them their unique look. The calves and thighs must be relatively medium sized, toned, rounded and supple, and not overly large or muscular. A milf is usually aware of her milf legs, and accentuates their appearance by wearing clothing that will attract attention to them. She will also wear stilettos, and cross her legs whenever possible. Milf legs are a sight for sore eyes, you will know when you see one.
Dude, I know Becky is my girlfriend, but I just can’t stop thinking about her mom’s perfect set of milf legs
by Shattered heavens June 26, 2020
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MILF Madness March

Males can only have sex or masturbate with a MILF (Unless you are gay, if so, do it with a DILF.) For Females you do the same, but with a DILF (Unless you are a lesbian, if so, do it with a MILF.) Passing will let you do Anal Annihilation April.
by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022
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Milf

Hij is echt een milf
by Mathielove123 July 2, 2021
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MILF

man id like to fuck

chief keef, greatest musical artist of all time, biggest schlong ever imagined
by Colorblindsquid November 13, 2022
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