Logan Paul

Stage III cancer trying to metastasize from a youtubeish state into the REAL celebrity world. It effects young minds by diluting their brains with sexual images and references that makes them think it is normal to see and hear this stuff at their age, which is destroying this generation and making low iq American citizens, that will end us up with an even more terrible president than Trump, possibly a president who would buy a fidget spinner just because everyone else has one and makes them feel special, and also enjoys listening to Disney rap songs, and constantly masturbates in the white house. Also take note, this cancer will cause young adults to grow up and laugh at the deceased and go to other countries, disrespecting their culture resulting in a World War 3, which I hope I'll be dead before that happens.

Son: Mom! dad! I want to be like Logan Paul when I grow up!

Dad: What the hell is a Logan Paul? And why the hell do you have a boner!?Go to your room right now and play video games you're grounded.

Son: This sucks, my life sucks, I want to kill myself, nobody understands the struggle!

by Poopee fingers August 9, 2018

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Logan Ballard

Sexiest Man to live on this Earth. He gets all the ladies, his cock is said to be 20 inches and it attracts women to it.

He's better than me at everything, we should call him The Logan Ballard.

by DyooLover69 September 21, 2018

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Logan turner

Logan turner has a penis the size of a horses penis and has nice abbs and did I mention logan turner has a pair of jumbo balls the size of a football, he is a pretty sexy lad with abbs, you should try get with him

Logan turner has a massive penis

by Honesty1112 January 17, 2021

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