bass lipping

When you jam your dry thumb in your significant others ass while they are sleeping and immediately hook your thumb as if holding a bass's lip and try to hold on as long as possible.

Man I tried bass lipping my wife last night, i held on for over 15 seconds.

by pylock June 11, 2016

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Free-lip it

Guys free-ball it. Girls free-lip it. New word for that awkward moment where you want a classier word than "commando"

I have this super cute dress that will show any panty line. I think I'm gonna have to free-lip it tonight.

by Alexicon3 May 22, 2013

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Brick-lip

When the person you are attempting to be intimate with pokes their lips out hard as you are trying to kiss them.

Mike: Are you brick-lipping me?
Kim: uuuuhhh...if that's what you want to call it. I don't want to kiss right now.
Mike: well damn that's all you had to say

by Mikedun November 18, 2011

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One who can't resist the urge to suck a cock. Your typical lip bandit, tends to be found in both rural and urban areas. Habitats include; public parks, "glory holes," restrooms, and most heavily wooded areas, not with held to national parks. These merciless succubus tend to congregate near a steady bass beat during down time. Should one encounter such a creature most Ex-bandits recommend approaching with caution. These uncouth mammals have a way of always covering their trails.

Person 1: "I caught that goddamned lip bandit you were with at that damned dollar general!!!"

Person 2: " I don't know what you're talking about..."

(Lip bandits are a lot like the Illuminati) See Illuminati.

by AfghaniRage May 11, 2014

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