Gail Lewis, formerly known as Assc. Gail Lewis, was a 10-year highly decorated veteran of Walmart - clocking out and handing in her radio to her manager for one last time in 2023.
Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.
Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.
Some one that will take your girl or make you his he is the one and only he is also gods first child
by Uuuctvh August 04, 2021
damn that guy over there is a satanic lewis
by That kid who submitted this February 06, 2018
HAIRYBULLSHITUS THAT DOES ROBLOX ALL THE TIME WITH HIS BODYBUILDING BEANER MAN WHO SUCK HIS BALLS OFF HIS ASSHOLE
by Alonzo The blob Dickass June 01, 2020
"I'm going Lewis mode!" tax said in a angry mode, about to slap the shit outta cheeto.
"Mind if I go... Lewis mode?~" charly said to arthur, while pinning him down.
"Mind if I go... Lewis mode?~" charly said to arthur, while pinning him down.
by Tax Fraud October 09, 2020
"I'm going Lewis mode!" Tax said to cheeto, about to slap the shit outta her.
"Mind if I go lewis mode?~" charly said to arthur, pinning him down.
"Mind if I go lewis mode?~" charly said to arthur, pinning him down.
by Tax Fraud October 09, 2020
"I'm going Lewis mode!" Tax said, about to slap the shit outta cheeto.
"Mind if go... Lewis mode~" charly said, pinning down arthur.
"Mind if go... Lewis mode~" charly said, pinning down arthur.
by Tax Fraud October 09, 2020