dead kitty snowboarding 

Perhaps the largest growing sport in the world. Quite self explanatory actually. It's similar to downhill snowboarding but kitties are used instead of snowboards. Plus you get 5 seconds shaved off your official finishing time for every extra kitty you happen to kill along your way to the finish line. Unfortunately PETA had to be the hormonal bitches that they are and keep it out of the Vancouver Winter Olympics.

Random guy: Are you up for some dead kitty snowboarding?
Me: Sure. Just let me go grab a kitty and punt it in the wood chipper real quick. I'm running low on kitties. I wonder why..............

dead kitty snowboarding by lucyslking April 4, 2010

thirsty kitty 

A sexual role play involving one subject posing to be a kitty in dire need for liquids. Their thirst is insatiable and the kitty must find an outlet for its needs. The act of kitty-like drinking is then demonstrated on the clitoris and surrounding area of a female sex partner. This has the effect of quenching the kitty's thirst and is quite pleasurable for the recipient of the demonstration. Purring and self-grooming in a kitty like fashion suggested to increase the value and difficulty of this interactive feline portrayal.

When he was done with playing with the ball of twine, he was quite parched and suggested playing "thirsty kitty" with the girl he saw outside. She was intrigued, and they shared a unique experience.

thirsty kitty by snowjohnny December 12, 2010

Hello Kitty 

An unusual sex position involving a (usually) Japanese or Asian man clinging to the back of a female as if he will fall off. While difficult, it is meant to mimic the frequent use of hello kitty backpacks in Japan, but now it is synonymous with this unusual position. It is said to be dangerous to perform on hard surfaces as the male component may fall off when woman breaks back.

We did a hello kitty last night, and wow, it was amazing!!!

Hello Kitty by jamiejamiejames April 7, 2011

feeding the kitty 

Euphemism for vaginal penetration or insertion as in the act of sex/intercourse by all pleasurable means.

Has nothing to do with a real kitty cat unless it's your type of bestial fetish in which case you must seek psychological help immediately.

Feed the kitty and feed the beaver are also used.

Feeding the kitty is gonna take much more lube than I thought.

feeding the kitty by Frotheriffic March 15, 2008

sex kitty

SEX KITTEN,

The hottest girl in the world, the one that is being loved by the one who hopes that shes thinking of!

SP4SK!

SP.

when a guy cops all the bashing, he still stays with her sex kitty because he doesnt care, theres nothing that can stop him from loving her apart from himself.

sex kitty by Goose.SP October 11, 2005

hello kitty girl 

a girl who likes hello kitty a lot, typically has pink on everything and tells guys the weird things she'll do to them.

the hello kitty girl invited me to her house

hello kitty girl by Meanings behind memes June 24, 2023

bitch kitty 

A word to describe a woman on a permanent, PMS-fueled power trip. Permanent diva attitude. Coined in 1997.

That girl is trippin, like straight up bitch kitty.

bitch kitty by The Socialist Diva April 23, 2006