Joseph Pavalon

The name that ancient witchdoctors predicted would be given only to an incredibly talented individual destined to great things. (Buckthorn, 148) The day Joseph Pavalon was born will one day be an international holiday, as predicted by the soothsayers. The first name is derived from the name of many biblical figures, and is interpreted to mean that he will be a consummation of all previous Josephs. Pavalon is derived from a combination of "Powerful" and "Avalon" is a reference to the Arthurian Legend in which Avalon is a magical island. When Joseph Pavalon joins the ranks of mortals, the Golden Age of the globe will begin.

400 A.D. Man: "Oh, why is life so difficult?"
400 A.D. Other Man: "Let us pray that one day, Joseph Pavalon will be born."
400 A.D. Man: "We shall."

by Diddy Kong Racer April 30, 2010

Joseph

he is gay and trash especially at basketball he has the worst jump shot ever

Joseph your trash at basketball

by yrydhdfagdgcf March 5, 2020

Joseph Minaj

Head Nicki x Aaliyah Stan.

Joseph Minaj is head Nicki x Aaliyah stan.

by Aaliyahzson March 18, 2021

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

Joseph

Joseph is a guy who thinks you are all fucking dorks for looking up your name on Urban Dictionary. Joseph is a truth teller, and it gets more truthful with each sip of whiskey.

Man, Joseph was right, I should quit crab asking and just get shit done.

by Whawhome? November 24, 2021

Joseph

Someone who is a well routed and trusted, friend but he is too much of an arrogant and a poor guy and if he is a leader of some sort he is no doubt to be a autocratic leader and he is better to live on a minimum wage and will be stuck with his aunt Shrek.

Look who it is it’s a Joseph

by Pipe on the night August 3, 2020

Joseph

A unintelligent loud annoying little boy, found rummaging through your trash looking for toys and food. Will be very angry if you give him a bad grade on his performance and may be very dangerous so keep him away.

Stop your so crazy and ugly I'm wondering if you're a joseph!

by Fatty_Boii_3 May 29, 2019