January 19th 

The first of many national titty fuck day.

Hey it’s January 19th u know what that means

Hey boo wanna January 19th rn

January 19th by Daddynk April 19, 2019

January 18 

January 18 is National bench press ur bitchez day!!!

Flex that muscle babey

Person 1: Happy birthday bro!

Person 2: Haha thanks bro

Person 1: did you hear what else is happening today, bro?

Person 2: Nah bro??

Person 1: January 18 is national bench press ur bitchez day, bro! Go out and bench press your bitch before someone else lifts her!

Person 2: Brooooo!

January 18 by absolutelynotkatie October 19, 2019

January 8

You’re most likely depressed and lonely but that’s fine cuz you don’t like people anyways do to the insane anxiety mixed with fear of abandonment and loss you’re a total introvert.

That guy is a total introvert you know what day he was born on , January 8th!

January 8 by Twofourlocoschuckecheese November 10, 2019

January 29 

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 29
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

January 29 by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

January 28 

National hang with your boyfriend or girlfriend day❤️. Don’t be shy ☺️

Girl: hangs with friends

Boy: hey.. it’s January 28 wanna Hang ?
Girl: SUREEEEEE 💛😎

January 28 by YO-GIRL-PEIRODT January 27, 2020

january 10th 

national do what your boyfriend says day. do what your boyfriend says to do all day today.

Oh jeez! Its January 10th, thats national do what your boyfriend says day!

january 10th by burgerboy23 April 27, 2020

January 8

if you were born on this day you’re a fucking manipulative psychopath with mental illness who doesn’t even know it. go get some help because in general you’re an awesome person!! start to put yourself first, and not because of your god-complex. go see a therapist soon, please!

born on January 8: you know i hate you so much, you’re the worst person i’ve ever met but i do like you somehow
me: well

January 8 by xxxxxxccccxxxxxxxx September 28, 2021