That emo child in school that listens to Oprah not being funny but simply because he likes it for some reason. He aspires to work in a church to hear confections.
*Walks past Jamie Halpin*
Guy 1 - Holy Shit! Was that guy seriously listening to Oprah music.
Guy 2 - Dale, I believe he was..
Guy 1 - Holy Shit! Was that guy seriously listening to Oprah music.
Guy 2 - Dale, I believe he was..
by The Local Candy Man 69 October 19, 2021
Get the Jamie halpin mug.Jamie’s usually find themselves in a position of power that they do not deserve. Jamie’s often have a short temper and are hot headed and will try to pawn their mistakes off on others. They will try to control you, and make you feel powerless even though they usually do not know what is going on themselves.
He may seem like a nice guy when you first meet him, but you will soon realize that he is a complete bully and will try to control your life.
He may seem like a nice guy when you first meet him, but you will soon realize that he is a complete bully and will try to control your life.
Taylor: My GM always yells at me whenever he does something wrong.
Parker: WOW, he sounds like a total Jamie!
Parker: WOW, he sounds like a total Jamie!
by P_P_ July 8, 2019
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just the greatest of all time
no one is even close to their level
(also a silly goose)
(and stoopid)
just the greatest of all time
no one is even close to their level
(also a silly goose)
(and stoopid)
by slurpmygamerjam January 9, 2024
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Innocent bystander: "omg thats so mean, what's your name"
Innocent bystander 2.0: "that person is named jamie"
Innocent bystander: "omg thats so mean, what's your name"
Innocent bystander 2.0: "that person is named jamie"
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Jamie Flatters, is without a doubt the most amazing and perfect man on this planet.
Kind, super sweet, weird, caring, sexy, energetic, and talented, very talented artist, even if he doesn't recognize it. Is someone who will never let you down and will brighten even your darkest of days. A true gentleman with a pure heart. You will get lost in his eyes. His smile is contagious and you can't help but blush at the thought of him. Trustworthy, the first to apologize, and knows your boundaries. Has a sexy, regal voice that will drive you insane, but that you could spend hours and hours listening to him talk about the slightest thing. He's kind to all he meets, and will make his girlfriend (assuming he's taken) feel like the most important, beautiful girl in the entire universe.
You will love him forever, and never forget him.
Kind, super sweet, weird, caring, sexy, energetic, and talented, very talented artist, even if he doesn't recognize it. Is someone who will never let you down and will brighten even your darkest of days. A true gentleman with a pure heart. You will get lost in his eyes. His smile is contagious and you can't help but blush at the thought of him. Trustworthy, the first to apologize, and knows your boundaries. Has a sexy, regal voice that will drive you insane, but that you could spend hours and hours listening to him talk about the slightest thing. He's kind to all he meets, and will make his girlfriend (assuming he's taken) feel like the most important, beautiful girl in the entire universe.
You will love him forever, and never forget him.
Jamie Flatters: *talking very passionated about art, perception, beauty, etc. then stops and smiles* Are you listening to me?
Girl: yeh yeh yeh *blushing aggressively* please continue..
Girl: yeh yeh yeh *blushing aggressively* please continue..
by ~jamieswh0r3 May 19, 2023
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