Kid zoned

When your parents treat you like a kid even if you're a grown ass adult.

I invited my friend Sarah to travel this weekend, who is 27, but her parents kid zoned her so she won't make it.

by DonSehIt June 11, 2021

Snap zoned

Similar to being friend zoned, although a step higher. It is when you are important enough to talk to the person over Snapchat although not important enough to communicate over text.

Damn, I thought Rebecca and I were going well but she snap zoned me.

by Bobby Jackson de O'town November 13, 2019

Advocate-Zone

The status between "friend-zone" and "love-zone". These "advocates" usually travel around the world together to advocate many great causes. Though, usually stuck with a hotel room with one queen-sized bed while visiting developing countries, the male figure awkwardly has to ask to sleep in the bathtub due to the lack of "love-zone" status. While in the bathtub, the male usually has to keep a constant watch on the drain-hole because occasionally wild cobras will come out and feed on him. The male "advocate" should most wisely bring duct tape or, better yet, a large stone to cover the drain hole while he sleeps.

Hey, man, I heard that you got to be in her Advocate-Zone! How did you cope with the cobras?

It wasn't to bad, I brought a taser so that I could sting them when they came out of the drain pipe.

by pseudonymFood March 10, 2012

The JP Zone

When you’re friends but openly admit to liking each other and are also very sexually involved but not in a romantic relationship.

Naive True Love Believer: So are you guys dating?

Realistic 21st century Gen Z girl: No we're in the JP Zone

by Dumbasswho August 06, 2020

Ho zoned

When you're trying to get laid by a prostitute or by known ho but can't get none.

Benny: Yo Grant, so I tried to get laid by this prostitute but we just ended up talking and going to a movie. Guess I'll just stay a virgin...
Grant: Did you pay for the movie to?
Benny: Yup.
Grant: Damn bro you just got ho zoned.

by Da Cap'n Speaking November 30, 2014

Biden Zone

When you become so intoxicated that you don't know remember what you are doing and your words stop working properly.

I got so trashed last night I tried to order a trunalimunumapzure last night but the bartender cut me off cause I was in the biden zone.

by Dr Inferno May 17, 2021

Derrick Zone

When you're so deep in the friendzone there's no getting out

"Look at him, in the Derrick Zone already"

by AnonymousLightSkin September 14, 2021